Family Fun And Clown Love
From Love The Caring San Jose And Silicon Valley Clown.
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HELP WANTED

Love is looking for a few good people to help find him gigs and to help sell coupon books.
To inquire about becoming an independent contract sales person CLICK HERE.


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[Love's Pic]
THE
LOVE
CLOWN
aka
James Stamm III
and Princess Minnie Ha Ha

SITE INDEX

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The Love Clown Is Available
For Any Reason

A Birthday Party Clown, A Children's Entertainer,
Business Promotions Or Public Relations Clown,
A Fund Raising Clown, A Festival Clown,
Company Picnics Or Corporate Events,
A Church Or School Event Clown,
A Busker Clown And Musician,
Balloon Bouquet Deliveries,
A Healing Clown Visit,
Gags Or Pranks,
Etc, Etc...

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The Love Clown serves the following areas in the Silicon Valley: Alviso, Campbell, Cupertino, Gilroy, Los Gatos, Los Altos, Milpitas, Monte Sereno. Morgan Hill, Mountain View, Palo Alto, San Jose, San Martin, Santa Clara, Sunnyvale occasionally the rest of the San Francisco Bay Area and Santa Cruz.

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The Love Clown is San Jose's longest performing busker. I have been performing tunes for tips on my trumpet in central San Jose since 1991. I have a repertoire of over 1800 tunes and growing. I just played music for the first several years and in 1995 I added clowning and balloon twisting to my repertoire. Some of the clown names I have used are FunkeyJim The Clown and BallooneyTunes the Clown.

The Love Clown can frequently be seen performing as a busker around San Jose's famous San Pedro Square restaurant area.

If you have listened to me performing and would like to support my musical and cultural endeavors by donating some $$$ you may do so here by clicking on the PayPal button below.

Please note that $1 is the minimum acceptable donation because of fees imposed by PayPal.

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The Love Clown Is An Official Knight Of
The Polygonal Table Of Bozos
And A Professor Of Buffoonery

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The Love Clown Is A Balloon Sculpting Artist
Love makes over 30 balloon animals and sculptures

Airplane, Alligator, Angel, Bear, Bumble Bee, Bunny Rabbit, Butterfly, Cat, Dragon Fly, Elephant, Flower, Funkasaurous Rex, Giraffe, Humming Bird, Lion, Love Birds, Magic Wand, Monkey, Moose, Motorcycle, Mouse, Parrot On A Perch, Poodle Or Wiener Dog, Swan, Tiger, Two Love Birds In A Heart, Vegiesaurous, Wobbly Rocker, Animal Hat, Crazy Hat, Flower Hat, Mickey Mouse Hat, Power Ranger Hat, Princess Tiara, Swan Hat, Sword And Helmet

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Love Has A Vast Musical Repertoire,
Over 1800 Tunes And Growing.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW SOME OF LOVE'S MUSICAL REPERTOIRE

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SERVICES OFFERED BY THE LOVE CLOWN :

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BASIC CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY
BALLOON TWISTING FUN

$200 for 1 1/2 hrs + Cartage fee.
To entertain the children The Love Clown makes balloon sculptures,
plays happy birthday on his pocket cornet, and conducts games with prizes like
whoopie cushions, flashing neclaces, party snaps and punch balls for each child.
Valid for up 10 kids, over 10 children please add $5 per child.

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MUSICAL CLOWN
BALLOON BOUQUET DELIVERY

$80 + Cartage fee
The Love Clown delivers a bouquet of balloons and performs a selected tune or two from his vast repertoire.

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FULL SPONSORSHIP CLOWN

Inquire for rate + Cartage fee.
Includes free balloons, literature distribution and when appropriate tunes to entertain and attract attention. This is what you want to chose for your business promotion, company picnic - corporate event, festival, fair church or school event

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FUND RAISING CLOWN

Cartage fee.
For good causes The Love Clown comes to your event and entertains as a busker clown by making balloon animals and sculptures and playing tunes for tips.
The Love Clown donates a percentage of his earnings to your cause, usually from 25%. An excellent way to guarantee a fun and entertaining clown presence at your event.

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HEALING CLOWN VISIT

$50 + Cartage fee.
Love has great compassion for the sick and disabled, especially the children. He will visit the patient and raise the patients spirits. Please use the birthday persons area to enter the patients name sex and age. Use the special request area to describe the patients affliction. If in the hospital please check with the hospital to make sure they allow clown visits. Also include the patients main doctors name and phone number and the phone number of the nurses station.

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TOTALLY FREE
BUSINESS COUPON ADVERTISING

by THE LOVE CLOWN

Your business coupons in the Love Money coupon book for FREE
To inquire about inclusion for your business CLICK HERE.
To inquire about becoming an independent contract sales person CLICK HERE.

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GENERAL TERMS: If your application is accepted you will be notified and a contract will be made. Payment in full is due at the time of contract signing in order to secure your booking date. Any overtime is to be paid at the time of execution. There is a bounced check charge of $40 plus recovery costs. If canceled within 10 days of scheduled performance a cancellation fee of $20 will apply. Other than a refund of fees Mr. Stamm will be held liable for no damages if for any reason he is unable to appear. CARTAGE FEES are $12 per hour (rounded to the nearest 5 minutes)plus 50 cents per mile( rounded to the nearest mile). I use mapquest.com to determine round trip time and mileage from the intersection of First St. and Santa Clara St. in San Jose. Because he is disabled with a bad leg from multiple trauma The Love Clown prefers to be seated. Unless arranged for he will provide his own seating and requires a 6 x 6 ft area to set up.

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THE LOVE CLOWN
BOOKING INQUIRY FORM
TYPE OF SERVICE DO YOU WANT TO BOOK
THE LOVE CLOWN FOR ?


DATE OR DATES YOU WANT TO BOOK THE LOVE CLOWN ?
TIME YOU WANT THE LOVE CLOWN TO START?
TIME YOU WANT THE LOVE CLOWN TO END?
ACTUAL LOCATION THE LOVE CLOWN WILL PERFORM ?
APPLICANT NAME
IF BUSINESS, BUSINESS NAME
IF BUSINESS, APPLICANT'S POSITION
MAILING ADDRESS
CITY ZIP
PHONE E-MAIL
DESCRIBE THE EVENT THEME OR PRANK HERE


ESTIMATED ATTENDANCE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 2 -12
ESTIMATED ATTENDANCE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 12 -17
ESTIMATED ATTENDANCE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 18 -60
ESTIMATED ATTENDANCE OF SENIORS OVER 60

FOR BIRTHDAYS GIVE BIRTHDAY PERSON'S NAME SEX
BIRTHDAY BEING CELEBRATED
ANY SPECIAL REQUESTS OR QUESTIONS ?



Gig Finders Code(for agents only)

IF YOUR BOOKING APPLICATION IS ACCEPTED
YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED OF THE COST AND
A CONTRACT WILL BE MADE.
PAYMENT IN FULL IS DUE AT THE TIME OF
CONTRACT SIGNING IN ORDER TO SECURE YOUR BOOKING DATE.


OR
YOU CAN CALL THE LOVE CLOWN AT
408 - 393 - 6642
OR
WRITE TO THE LOVE CLOWN VIA SNAIL MAIL AT:
[snail]P.O.B. 2014
SAN JOSE, CA., 95109-2014


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THE LOVE CLOWN'S PRAYER

Never let me grow so big that
I will fail to see the wonder in the eyes of a child
or the twinkle in the eyes of the aged.

Never let me forget that I am a CLOWN...
that my work is to cheer people up,
make them happy, and make them laugh,
make them forget, at least for a moment,
all the unpleasant things in their lives.

Never let me jeopardize the integrity
of clowndom by improper conduct.

Help me to always make others
proud of my actions as a clown.

Forgive those who steal
my musical artistry and
act haughty and rude.

Never let me acquire financial success
to the point where I will discontinue
calling upon my Creator in the hour of plenty.

And LORD,
in my final moment,
may I hear YOU whisper:
"When you made MY PEOPLE smile,
you made ME smile."
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CLICK HERE TO GO TO LOVE'S ARCADE
AND FAN CLUB PAGE

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[MOUSE] [LEFT EYE] [RIGHT EYE] [IMAGE]

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[CROSS] [PEACE SIGN] [AMERICAN FLAG] [THROB HEART] [HAPPY FACE]


Love Has A Cause
DISABLED RESOURCES COMMUNITY CENTER

Dedicated To Preventing The Abuse Of The Physically Disabled

[HANDICAPED] FIGHT ABUSE OF THE DISABLED
VISITORS
© 2005 JAMES STAMM aka THE LOVE CLOWN U.S.A.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR CHECKING OUT MY WEB PAGE.
I AM LOOKING FORWARD
TO DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.
SINCERELY,
THE LOVE CLOWN aka JAMES STAMM III